Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tongue twisters

Tongue twisters
1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say
" don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could
see was sea, sea, sea.


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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?


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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means?"


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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come
inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going
outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come
inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.


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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.


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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"


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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be
fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It
is whether we like it or not.


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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew
through a flaw in the flue


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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had
Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would
not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it
was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw .....


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PHYSIOGNOMY of women

PHYSIOGNOMY of women
PHYSIOGNOMY means reading one's character by face and appearance.This science originated from India and spread to Iran, Rome, and France.Thereafter other countries have also made further research in this science.

Generally, five body parts should be big; they are eyes, nose, knees, breasts and eyebrows. Fingers, nails and body texture should be thin and soft.Thighs and mouth should be broad and big.

Height : The average height of a woman makes her loved by her husband and such a woman is well versed by in her household duties and performs them well. If a woman is too tall, she is not so sexy.If she is of short stature, she is a happy-go-lucky type, quite sexy, fond of plaesures, good hearted and fond of music. Height of a woman should normally be equal to seven times the length of hand strech or balisht ; i.e. approximately 63 inches. The length of legs should be equal to the length of the trunk.The distance between the neck and shoulder should be equal to twice the distance between the nose and ears on the head.

Hair : Long, dark hair are considered as part of beauty. Shoulder length hair (naturally) indicate a self praising, envious and jealous woman. If the hair is red in color, the woman is considered to be harsh tempered, quarrelsome and ill natured. Black and curly hair indicate that the woman is lucky and wealthy. A woman with thick, coarse, short and rough hair is considered to have bad luck. When hair is soft, silky, thin, dark, very long upto knees, it is an indication of beauty and good luck.

Head : When the front part of the head is straight, she is lucky. If head is curved, she will be lucky and will lead a comfortable life. If the head is long, she will be of questionable kind. If the head is round like a circle, one will be unlucky.

Forehead : A long and broad forehead shows that a woman is unlucky and may cause death of her father in law. A high forehead is auspicious for woman indicating good luck and prosperity. If the forehead is long and the veins are visible, the woman has loose morals. If there is a red hair standing on the forehead, it indicates bad luck. When the forehead is covered with hair, it indicates selfishness and mean mentality in a woman. When the forehead is depressed in the middle, she is jealous and bearing ill will against others. A lady having a forehead shaped like a half moon, with less hair clear and a horizontal line, is known as a lucky woman.

Lines on forehead : If there is one line on the forehead the age is estimated to be 40 years, two lines as 60 years, three lines as 70 years, four lines as 80 years and five lines as 100 years.

Sign on forehaed : A trishul shows that she is a ruler, a very lucky and wealthy woman. a swastik, a triangle, a square, a grille sign indicate that a woman is destined to lead a life of a princess with all luck and wealth.

Eyebrows : When the eyebrows are like a bow and the hair is soft, black and neither scanty nor bushy, that is the sign not only of baeauty but also of good luck and strong character. When the eyebrows are hairless or have scanty hair, it is an omen of bad luck. When eyebrows join in centre above the nose it is a sign of widowhood. Such a woman is wicked and a cheat. If the eyebrows are straight, lengthy, thick, ill formed and reddish, with broken joints, it indicates an unlucky woman. When the eyebrows are curved and bent over the eyelids, black coloured, soft, of even thickness, it is a sign of a lucky damsel.

Eyes : If the eyes are big, restless, large, extended, shining with a lustre , having dark pupils with red threads around, exuding smooth and pleasant radiance, they indicate that a woman is lucky; of a domineering nature, respected and a leader in society. When the eyes are small, dull, gloomy, restless, grey coloured, round, slightly bent and blank, shaped like those of a pigeon, they denote ugliness in a woman. Such a woman is shrewd and is not likely to rise in life. If the eyes are red, she is passionate, a cheat and untrustworthy. If the eyes are big, long, with a red line therein,they denote a passionate nature. Such a damsel is very popular in society. If the eyes are black and round, she is very sexy. If the eyes are drowsy , she is fond of the opposite sex and has loose morals. If the sides of eyes are soft and the eyelashes are black it is a sign of good luck. When the sides of eyes have scanty hair, yellowish and the ends are thick, it indicates ill-luck.


Nose : If the nose of a woman is hooked like a parrot, she is good natured, enjoys fame, is clever and a well wisher of her family. A straight nose and of normal length makes a woman beautiful, wise, witty and diligent. A woman with a small nose is cunning, shrewd, mischievous and lustful. If the nose is depressed in the middle, the front part very high, crooked or very fat, then such a woman will be devoid of love and sympathy. she will be wicked, cruel, loose in character and hasty in decision. If the nostrils are fat and wide, the woman will be lazy, strong headed, proud and fond of a pleasurable life. If the tip of the nose is small, the woman will pass her life as a slave. If the tip of the nose is long, she will be of harsh temperament. If the tip is depressed, it is an omen for longevity of her husband. If there is hair on her nose, sge is shrewd and unlucky.

Ears : When a woman has long ears, alittle flabby, soft, proportionate in dimensions, and appeals to the naked eye, it indicates that she will be lucky and will lead a comfortable life. If ears are crooked, thin, unequal in size, they indicates a woman to be unlucky.

Face : It is said that a face is round, soft, flushed red, smooth, fleshy, glamorous,lustful, the lady is considered fortunate.She is respected, she is a good administrator, can control all situations with confidence. If the face is like her parents, it is a sign of her parents, it is a damsel of good luck. If the face is pale , the woman is of questionable character and of loose morals. If the woman has a shining face, she can be classified as shrewd, a cheat but lucky. A wide mouth indicates her passionate nature.

Cheeks : Red, blood-colored radiant cheeks are liked by everybody. If a damsel has round, fleshy, full and red cheeks, it indicates good health and beauty, and is a sign of prosperity. When the cheeks are depressed, fleshless, skinny and have hair on them, they indicate ill-health and she is considered unfortunate. Dimples on cheeks while laughing and talking are not a lucky sign. But if dimples are there only while smiling it is an indication of a woman being liked by her husband. Apple colored cheeks do not presage a good character. Black spots on cheecks indicate depravity and loose character.

Lips : If the lips are red, thin,smooth,hairless, well shaped and of equal proportion, the woman is loved by her husband and is sexy by nature. A woman with thin lips has longing desires and tenderness, is good in household work and in addition loves talking. If the lips are heavy, drooping and thick, the lady may become adulterous and unchaste. If the lower lip is of red color and round and has a line thereon, she leads a life of a queen and a very lucky and wealthy. But if the lower lip is thick and black in color, she is of a questionable character and nature and may loose her husband. When the lower lip is thin, long, broken and dry, it is a sign of ill-luck. If the upper lip is soft and convex in the center and is devoid of hair, it is considered lucky, full of passions. If the upper lip is thick, has hair on it, is long and dry, it is sure sign of loose character and shows that the woman is fond of the pleasures.

Teeth : White, lusturous, shining, pearl like of equal size and 32 in number, indicate fortune. If the teeth are big,dirty, crooked, a woman is unlucky and unworthy of being married to anyone. If the number of teeth in the lower jaw is more than those in the upper jaw, is a sign of ill luck. Gap between the teeth or rat like teeth or black gums are a sign of bad luck.

Chin : A round, smooth, soft, symmetrical and proportianate chin is a sign of good luck. When the chin is heavy , fat, round, conical, it denotes a woman of short temper and hasty in actions. She may be secretive, harmful, self centered and may face troubles in life. If there is dimple in chin, the woman is cheerful, lovable, kind hearted but would be unlucky as far as the wealth and happiness ain th life is concerned. A lady with long chin is full of worldly desires and of loose character.

Tongue : A red colored tongue indicates a lucky woman. If the color of the tongue is black, such a woman will be quarrelsome, jealous,hot tempered and envious. If the color of tongue is white, the lady will not mantain good health. If the tongue is rough and abrased near it's tip, it denotes a woman of quarrelsome and wicked nature. She is back bitter and generally remains gloomy for no apparent reason. A too long tongue indicates an unlucky woman.

Palate : A soft palate , red in color indicates fortune. If it is white in color, the woman will be a good administrator and will be like a queen. If black in color she will be quarrelsome, leading a miserable life. If it is yellow in color, she will be cheat, a liar and wicked.If palate is fleshy, her wealth will be wasted.

Voice : A sweet voice is God's gift and such woman are good natured, loving and attractive. A harsh and rough voice indicates a wicked, cunning and shrewd woman. A woman with man like voice is unlucky. A woman who moves her eyes while talking enjoys the company of men.