Tongue twisters

Tongue twisters

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1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say
" don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could
see was sea, sea, sea.


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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?


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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means?"


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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come
inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going
outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come
inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.


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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.


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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"


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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be
fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It
is whether we like it or not.


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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew
through a flaw in the flue


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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had
Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would
not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it
was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw .....


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PHYSIOGNOMY of women

PHYSIOGNOMY of women

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PHYSIOGNOMY means reading one's character by face and appearance.This science originated from India and spread to Iran, Rome, and France.Thereafter other countries have also made further research in this science.

Generally, five body parts should be big; they are eyes, nose, knees, breasts and eyebrows. Fingers, nails and body texture should be thin and soft.Thighs and mouth should be broad and big.

Height : The average height of a woman makes her loved by her husband and such a woman is well versed by in her household duties and performs them well. If a woman is too tall, she is not so sexy.If she is of short stature, she is a happy-go-lucky type, quite sexy, fond of plaesures, good hearted and fond of music. Height of a woman should normally be equal to seven times the length of hand strech or balisht ; i.e. approximately 63 inches. The length of legs should be equal to the length of the trunk.The distance between the neck and shoulder should be equal to twice the distance between the nose and ears on the head.

Hair : Long, dark hair are considered as part of beauty. Shoulder length hair (naturally) indicate a self praising, envious and jealous woman. If the hair is red in color, the woman is considered to be harsh tempered, quarrelsome and ill natured. Black and curly hair indicate that the woman is lucky and wealthy. A woman with thick, coarse, short and rough hair is considered to have bad luck. When hair is soft, silky, thin, dark, very long upto knees, it is an indication of beauty and good luck.

Head : When the front part of the head is straight, she is lucky. If head is curved, she will be lucky and will lead a comfortable life. If the head is long, she will be of questionable kind. If the head is round like a circle, one will be unlucky.

Forehead : A long and broad forehead shows that a woman is unlucky and may cause death of her father in law. A high forehead is auspicious for woman indicating good luck and prosperity. If the forehead is long and the veins are visible, the woman has loose morals. If there is a red hair standing on the forehead, it indicates bad luck. When the forehead is covered with hair, it indicates selfishness and mean mentality in a woman. When the forehead is depressed in the middle, she is jealous and bearing ill will against others. A lady having a forehead shaped like a half moon, with less hair clear and a horizontal line, is known as a lucky woman.

Lines on forehead : If there is one line on the forehead the age is estimated to be 40 years, two lines as 60 years, three lines as 70 years, four lines as 80 years and five lines as 100 years.

Sign on forehaed : A trishul shows that she is a ruler, a very lucky and wealthy woman. a swastik, a triangle, a square, a grille sign indicate that a woman is destined to lead a life of a princess with all luck and wealth.

Eyebrows : When the eyebrows are like a bow and the hair is soft, black and neither scanty nor bushy, that is the sign not only of baeauty but also of good luck and strong character. When the eyebrows are hairless or have scanty hair, it is an omen of bad luck. When eyebrows join in centre above the nose it is a sign of widowhood. Such a woman is wicked and a cheat. If the eyebrows are straight, lengthy, thick, ill formed and reddish, with broken joints, it indicates an unlucky woman. When the eyebrows are curved and bent over the eyelids, black coloured, soft, of even thickness, it is a sign of a lucky damsel.

Eyes : If the eyes are big, restless, large, extended, shining with a lustre , having dark pupils with red threads around, exuding smooth and pleasant radiance, they indicate that a woman is lucky; of a domineering nature, respected and a leader in society. When the eyes are small, dull, gloomy, restless, grey coloured, round, slightly bent and blank, shaped like those of a pigeon, they denote ugliness in a woman. Such a woman is shrewd and is not likely to rise in life. If the eyes are red, she is passionate, a cheat and untrustworthy. If the eyes are big, long, with a red line therein,they denote a passionate nature. Such a damsel is very popular in society. If the eyes are black and round, she is very sexy. If the eyes are drowsy , she is fond of the opposite sex and has loose morals. If the sides of eyes are soft and the eyelashes are black it is a sign of good luck. When the sides of eyes have scanty hair, yellowish and the ends are thick, it indicates ill-luck.


Nose : If the nose of a woman is hooked like a parrot, she is good natured, enjoys fame, is clever and a well wisher of her family. A straight nose and of normal length makes a woman beautiful, wise, witty and diligent. A woman with a small nose is cunning, shrewd, mischievous and lustful. If the nose is depressed in the middle, the front part very high, crooked or very fat, then such a woman will be devoid of love and sympathy. she will be wicked, cruel, loose in character and hasty in decision. If the nostrils are fat and wide, the woman will be lazy, strong headed, proud and fond of a pleasurable life. If the tip of the nose is small, the woman will pass her life as a slave. If the tip of the nose is long, she will be of harsh temperament. If the tip is depressed, it is an omen for longevity of her husband. If there is hair on her nose, sge is shrewd and unlucky.

Ears : When a woman has long ears, alittle flabby, soft, proportionate in dimensions, and appeals to the naked eye, it indicates that she will be lucky and will lead a comfortable life. If ears are crooked, thin, unequal in size, they indicates a woman to be unlucky.

Face : It is said that a face is round, soft, flushed red, smooth, fleshy, glamorous,lustful, the lady is considered fortunate.She is respected, she is a good administrator, can control all situations with confidence. If the face is like her parents, it is a sign of her parents, it is a damsel of good luck. If the face is pale , the woman is of questionable character and of loose morals. If the woman has a shining face, she can be classified as shrewd, a cheat but lucky. A wide mouth indicates her passionate nature.

Cheeks : Red, blood-colored radiant cheeks are liked by everybody. If a damsel has round, fleshy, full and red cheeks, it indicates good health and beauty, and is a sign of prosperity. When the cheeks are depressed, fleshless, skinny and have hair on them, they indicate ill-health and she is considered unfortunate. Dimples on cheeks while laughing and talking are not a lucky sign. But if dimples are there only while smiling it is an indication of a woman being liked by her husband. Apple colored cheeks do not presage a good character. Black spots on cheecks indicate depravity and loose character.

Lips : If the lips are red, thin,smooth,hairless, well shaped and of equal proportion, the woman is loved by her husband and is sexy by nature. A woman with thin lips has longing desires and tenderness, is good in household work and in addition loves talking. If the lips are heavy, drooping and thick, the lady may become adulterous and unchaste. If the lower lip is of red color and round and has a line thereon, she leads a life of a queen and a very lucky and wealthy. But if the lower lip is thick and black in color, she is of a questionable character and nature and may loose her husband. When the lower lip is thin, long, broken and dry, it is a sign of ill-luck. If the upper lip is soft and convex in the center and is devoid of hair, it is considered lucky, full of passions. If the upper lip is thick, has hair on it, is long and dry, it is sure sign of loose character and shows that the woman is fond of the pleasures.

Teeth : White, lusturous, shining, pearl like of equal size and 32 in number, indicate fortune. If the teeth are big,dirty, crooked, a woman is unlucky and unworthy of being married to anyone. If the number of teeth in the lower jaw is more than those in the upper jaw, is a sign of ill luck. Gap between the teeth or rat like teeth or black gums are a sign of bad luck.

Chin : A round, smooth, soft, symmetrical and proportianate chin is a sign of good luck. When the chin is heavy , fat, round, conical, it denotes a woman of short temper and hasty in actions. She may be secretive, harmful, self centered and may face troubles in life. If there is dimple in chin, the woman is cheerful, lovable, kind hearted but would be unlucky as far as the wealth and happiness ain th life is concerned. A lady with long chin is full of worldly desires and of loose character.

Tongue : A red colored tongue indicates a lucky woman. If the color of the tongue is black, such a woman will be quarrelsome, jealous,hot tempered and envious. If the color of tongue is white, the lady will not mantain good health. If the tongue is rough and abrased near it's tip, it denotes a woman of quarrelsome and wicked nature. She is back bitter and generally remains gloomy for no apparent reason. A too long tongue indicates an unlucky woman.

Palate : A soft palate , red in color indicates fortune. If it is white in color, the woman will be a good administrator and will be like a queen. If black in color she will be quarrelsome, leading a miserable life. If it is yellow in color, she will be cheat, a liar and wicked.If palate is fleshy, her wealth will be wasted.

Voice : A sweet voice is God's gift and such woman are good natured, loving and attractive. A harsh and rough voice indicates a wicked, cunning and shrewd woman. A woman with man like voice is unlucky. A woman who moves her eyes while talking enjoys the company of men.

Impossible Women

Impossible Women

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".

The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".

The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE??"

Seven reasons not to mess with children

7 reasons not to mess with children


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that
a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What
if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work..
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo
king up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. "
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all
you want. God is watching the apples

Where Do Dreams Come From and Why?

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The Mind, The Soul and The Subconscious at WorkDreams come from your soul and are intended to help you progress along your life path.
In sleep the focus of the physical world and the body is on hold and during this period your soul has a perfect opportunity to dialogue with your conscious mind... or so it would appear.
The problem here is that the subconscious never sleeps.
Think of the subconscious like a faithful dog always on guard to protect its master.
Your soul asks the conscious mind to make a change to some aspect of functioning in order to avoid a particular undesirable outcome.
Let's take a very common example. Say your soul wants you to be less analytical / rational in your approach to life and to incorporate intuition / feelings into the decision making process.
It dispatches a dream for this purpose. Ideally the dream is received and your conscious mind accepts the direction of your soul and begins a program to change in this direction. The more likely outcome, however, is that your subconscious mind asserts itself in the dream and provides all sorts of reasons why this change should be avoided.
Due to this, the message / request in the dream is effectively spoiled.
Why does this happen? What gain does the subconscious make from this?The simple answer is that there is no gain but the subconscious still retains control in the area which was being addressed.
The subconscious mind is being helpful as far as it is concerned and sees the reasons it provides for avoiding the change as valid.
Drawing on your personal experience as evidence it will tell you "When you are open to your feelings you are open to being hurt, rejected and ignored.
You'll end up sad and depressed." In this way it appears to protect you from reliving pain from the past.
The price for this protection is very high. Life is about increasing your awareness.
Awareness is gained directly through eliminating the control the subconscious mind has in areas of your life.
Awareness cannot be transferred intellectually. You cannot read something and become aware.
However, you can read and then be more prepared to accept opportunities to eliminate subconscious control when they present themselves.
A very simple example from my life is how closed minded I was to any ideas outside the sphere of science.
I immediately classed as idiot anyone who spoke of things beyond the physical.
I was so sure of my conviction that I was unaware that my subconscious mind was in control - 'protecting me'. As long as I continued with that attitude I learned nothing.
I was very fortunate to have been put in a position where I faced my fears head on.
At the time I did not welcome it and in fact feared for my life.
I didn't want to see spirit people walking around but there they were! I was so fearful of the very thing that I had proclaimed did not exist.
Through my experiences I learned much about spirits and how my fear of them had no basis in fact.
From spirits I have learned much about what I am - what we are.
From childhood I always had a fear of the dark and slept with some light on in the room - even though I didn't believe anything was in the room with me.
Ironically, since seeing spirits I now sleep with the light off and am comforted by the fact that they are there.
The experience helped me to open my mind.
Most of us allow our subconscious free reign in many areas of our lives.
Life shows us where these areas lie and helps us weed out that control.
Our dreams support this endeavor by showing the causes and effects of our subconscious conditioning.
Typically dreams show what event first caused us to act in a particular way.
Then they show how we still re-act today due to the ongoing effects of that event.
Lastly they show us how to change for the better.
Dreams often bring us back to childhood as the time of our conditioning. As children we take on board everything about our parents.
We see them as infallible and wanting to be so much like them we adopt their ways of behaving - both good and bad.
At appropriate times in our lives our dreams select a negative aspect of our conditioning and ask us to eliminate it - thus reducing the control of the subconscious and increasing our awareness.
In this way we are helped to achieve our life purpose.

Hi-tech MP3 shoes

Hi-tech MP3 shoes

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Check out the concept shoe as shown above. It features an integrated CD-ROM, some speakers, tweeters, and a volume control knob to boot (no pun intended). Of course, it might be a little behind the times as most portable MP3 players these days use either a hard drive or flash memory and not CD-ROMs. It would be interesting to see how such a concept can take off in the near future, although I am placing my money on at least three more iPod generations before such footwear becomes possible. It'd be great if there was Bluetooth functionality thrown in for a truly wireless on-the-go audio entertainment solution.

Seven Simple Promises That Will Change Your Life

7 promises tat can change life

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Seven Simple Promises That Will Change Your Life

Monday's Promise: Responsibility I will take complete responsibility for my health, my happiness, my success, and my life, and will not blame others for my problems.

Tuesday's Promise: Accountability I will not allow low self-esteem, self-limiting beliefs, or the negativity of others to prevent me from achieving my authentic goals and from becoming the person I am meant to be.

Wednesday's Promise: Determination I will do the things I'm afraid to do, but which I know should be done. Sometimes this will mean asking for help to do that which I cannot do by myself.

Thursday's Promise: Contribution I will earn the help I need in advance by helping other people now, and repay the help I receive by serving others later.

Friday's Promise: Resilience I will face rejection and failure with courage, awareness, and perseverance, making these experiences the platform for future acceptance and success.

Saturday's Promise: Choice I will have faith that, though I might not understand why adversity happens, by my conscious choice I can find strength, compassion, and grace through my trials.

Sunday's Promise: Faith My faith and my gratitude for all that I have been blessed with will shine through in my attitudes and in my actions.

Love Hurts

Love Hurts ................

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Love hurts, love scars,
Love wounds, and marks,
Any heart, not tough,
Or strong, enough
To take a lot of pain,
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, love hurts

Im young, I know,
But even so
I know a thing, or two
I learned, from you
I really learned a lot,
Really learned a lot
Love is like a flame
It burns you when its hot
Love hurts, love hurts

Some fools think of happiness
Blissfulness, togetherness
Some fools fool themselves I guess
Theyre not foolin me

I know it isnt true,
I know it isnt true
Love is just a lie,
Made to make you blue
Love hurts, love hurts

Funny exam answers

Funny exam answers

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These are funny exam answers that I found:
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth

Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.


My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.
" Jesus, Please Help Me."

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Wrong Number

Wrong Number

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"itni daaer laga di tum nay,main kab say baethi tumhara phone ka intizaar ker rahi the"

"haan baas zara ami ki tabiyaat theek nahi thee.is liye khana bananay main zara daaer ho gai?

"waisay tum kia ker rahi theen.? baat ko palta gaya.

main .....main to shahrukh khan ki nai film "main hoon na " jo aaj hi reliae hoi hay daekh rahi the.

ohhhh.! acha film releaehogai main aaj hi is ki CD mangwati hoon,pata hay mnaeray mamo jaan aj maeray liye new CD playerbhaeej rahy hain

" ye to achi baat hay "

"acha aur kia haal hay tumhara .jamaai laetay hoye pochay gaya.

"main buhaat thaak gai hoon ajj to!"

" kioon kia kia gaya tha ? "

bas ara Ami kay sath bazargai the. pori garmioo ki shoping ker dali.

" acha suno! jis kaam kay liye tumhay phone kia tjhe wo to bhool hi gai.agar yasmeen say baat ho to us ko kehnnak ya wo apni jarjat ki kameez bhaaej day. mujhay wesi hi banwani hay.

" kon yasmin kon si kamez"?

"kia matlub kon yasmeen? wo jo F.A main hamray sath perhti thee."

laekin Uzma hum to matric kay baad school gaye hi nahi aur kon si saheli yasmeen.

aryy bahi kon uzma! main to samreen hon aur kia tum Shaheen nahi hoo?

shaheen. ....? nahi to ..... main to misbha hoon"...

kia ye 760269 nahi hay ......?

wrong number......!!!

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??
Really Amazing!!! Try this


Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children
Really interesting

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??
Pls follow the below step, really god ma d e this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt)


Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back
Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips
Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split.


Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day

Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too

Now close up your second finger, open up your little finger, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live

Nevertheless, close up your little finger, try to open your fourth finger which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprise to find that it cannot be open at all.

Because it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be attach to each other

Real love will stick together ever and forever.....

Isn't that Amazing!!!
Please check attached tumbnail picture for more detail!!

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??
Really Amazing!!! Try this


Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents own self
Fourth finger represents your partner
Last finger represents your children
Really interesting

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger??
Pls follow the below step, really god ma d e this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt)


Firstly, show your palm, center finger bend and put together back to back
Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips
Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split.


Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which are our parents will leave us one day

Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too

Now close up your second finger, open up your little finger, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live

Nevertheless, close up your little finger, try to open your fourth finger which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprise to find that it cannot be open at all.

Because it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be attach to each other

Real love will stick together ever and forever.....

Isn't that Amazing!!!
Please check attached tumbnail picture for more detail!!

Pictures that play with ur MIND

Pictures that play with ur MIND

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Count the Black dots in this image!!!

All About A.R.Rehman

All About A.R.Rehman

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Full Name:Allah Rakha Rahman
Original Name:A.S.Dileep Kumar (changed in 1982)
Pet Names:Chennai kid, Prodigy Rahman
Date of Birth:6th January ,1967
Born and Brought up in:Chennai
Religion:Hindu converted to Islam
School:Shifted often. Done in Padma Sesadree Balabhavan too.
College:Madras Chiristian College -Drop out
Formal Qualifications in Music Are Degree in western classical music from The Trinity College of Music,Oxford University under scholarship.Training in Hindustani ,Carnatic classical styles.
Family Details
Father: R.K.Sekhar,Malayalam music composer.Passed away when rahman was 9.
Mother:Kasturi (Kareema Begum), House wife
Siblings:3Sisters.Kanchana,Bala(Talath),Israt
Wife:Saira Banu(Arranged Marriage,1995)
Daughters:Kathija , Rahima.
First Salary:Rs.50 for operating a record player
First Ad Jingle:For Allwyn watches (1987)
First Music Album IsDeen Isai Malai-Tamil Devotional
First Film:Roja(1992)
First voice in


Chorus: Roja

Complete Song: Humma Humma-Bombay

Amount Got For Roja:Rs.25000

Popular Ad Jingles:Leo Coffee,Parry’s,Boost featuring Kapil and Sachin.

Awards
National :3
State : 6
Padmasree (2000),FilmFare and many more
Loves:To experiment a lot
Hates:Languages as a barrier for Music
Believes in:Relentless labour, high enthusiasm and commitment.
Stresses on:Quality and Originality
Attitude:Never say die!
Positive Quality Is that he is Down to earth!
Biggest Challenge:People’s Expectations
Biggest Achievement:Taking tamil music to non-tamilians
About wife:She is anything but quiet!
About God:He pulls the strings in my life!
About success:I’m the person I always was,I’ve learnt to separate myself from my desires and my success.
Favourite musical instrument:KeyBoard
Past time:Meditation,Internet,Taking family to Dharga
Address:No: 5, 4th Street, Dr.SubbarayaNagar,

Kodambakkam, Chennai-24, Tamilnadu.
Studio:Panchathan Record Inn(Backyard of House)
Phone:044-24836072
Fax:4802626
Email:ararhman@giasmd01.vsnl.net.in
Official website :A. R. RAHMAN OFFICIAL WEBSITE





Trade Mark :His music always has a Southern Indian influence.
Trivia:
He was nominated for a 2003 Laurence Olivier Theatre Award (The Hilton Award) for Best New Musical of 2002, "Bombay Dreams," performed at the Apollo Theatre, West End, London, and on Broadway in New York City.

On August 15, 1997, he released an album called "Vande Mataram," on Columbia/SME Records, to commemorate 50 years of Indian independence. A tribute to the motherland, it featured songs for each of the Indian flag colors. The album was released simultaneously across the world in 28 countries, and Rahman himself performed in New Delhi to a packed audience including the honorable Indian Prime Minister. Over 1.2 million copies were sold in India alone.

Also known as the John Williams of the Indian Film Industry.

Personal Quotes:

"I have rubbed many a producer the wrong way by disturbing the schedule, but it has paid off."

"I wasn't too happy with the I-don't-want-to-listen-to-it attitude of our youngsters towards film music. Why can't we get our guys to listen to our own music rather than to Michael Jackson? I didn't want us to lose the market to the West. The music had to be cool and rooted, and yet had to branch out. It was like the wild imagination of a child... but it worked... it did travel beyond Madras and attract people."

About his belief in Sufism: "I'm a deeply spiritual person. Sufism is about love - love for a fellow human, love for all round humanity, and ultimately love for God. For me, it's where music and religion meet - at dargahs, you will find qawwalis. That's my inspiration."




About his song Vande Mataram: "It had to be unlike the one played on the radio for years. I wanted a sound that would connect me with people and capture a collective energy."

A.R.Rahman's Discography:

* Roja (1992)
* Yodha (1992)
* Uzhavan (1993)
* Thiruda Thiruda (1993)
* Pudhiya Mugam (1993)
* Gentleman (1993)
* Vandicholai Chinnaraasu (1994)
* Super Police (1994)
* Pudhiya Mannargal (1994)
* Pavithra (1994)
* May Madham (1994)
* Kizhakku Cheemayile (1994)
* Karuththamma (1994)
* Kadhalan (1994)
* Duet (1994)
* Manitha Manitha (1994)
* Bombay (1995)
* Indira (1995)
* Rangeela (1995)
* Muthu (1995)
* Love Birds (1996)
* Indian (1996)
* Kadhal Desam (1996)
* Fire (1996)
* Mr. Romeo (1996)
* Anthimantharai (1996)
* Minsaara Kanavu (1997)
* Iruvar (1997)
* Daud: Fun On The Run (1997)
* Ratchagan (1997)
* Mona Lisa (1997)
* Vishwa Vidhaata (1997)
* Jeans (1998)
* Dil Se… (1998)
* Earth (1998)
* Doli Saja Ke Rakhna (1998)
* En Swasa Kaatre (1999)
* Jodi (1999)
* Padayappa (1999)
* Taal (1999)
* Takshak (1999)
* Kadhalar Dhinam (1999)
* Pukar (1999)
* Sangamam (1999)
* Mudhalvan (1999)
* Taj Mahal (2000)
* Alaipayuthey (2000)
* Fiza (2000) (1 song)
* Kandukondain Kandukondain (2000)
* Rhythm (2000)
* Thenali (2000)
* Zubeidaa (2000)
* One 2 Ka 4 (2001)
* Nayak: The Real Hero (2001)
* Love You Hamesha (2001)
* Star (2001)
* Lagaan (2001)
* Parthale Paravasam (2001)
* Alli Arjuna (2001)
* Kannathil Muthamittal (2002)
* The Legend of Bhagat Singh (2002)
* Baba (2002)
* Kadhal Virus (2002)
* Saathiya (2002)
* Udhaya (2003)
* Parasuram (2003)
* Boys (2003)
* Enakku 20 Unakku 18 (2003)
* Kangalal Kaithu Sei (2003)
* Tehzeeb (2003)
* Warriors of Heaven and Earth (2004)
* Lakeer - Forbidden Lines (2004)
* Meenaxi: A Tale of Three Cities (2004)
* Aayitha Ezhuthu / Yuva (2004)
* New / Nani (2004)
* Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa (2004) (3 songs)
* Swades (2004)
* Kisna - The Warrior Poet (2004) (6 songs)
* Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose: The Forgotten Hero (2005)
* The Rising - Ballad of Mangal Pandey (2005)
* Anbe Aaruyire (2005)
* Water (2005) (5 songs)
* Rang De Basanti (2006)
* Sillunu Oru Kaadhal (2006)
* Varalaru - The History of the Godfather (2006)
* Guru (2007)
* Provoked (2007)
* Sivaji: The Boss (2007)
* Azhagiya Thamizh Magan (2007)
* Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) (with Craig Armstrong)
* Jodhaa Akbar (2008)
* Sultan the warrior (2008)
* Sakkarakatti (2008)
* Ghajini (2008 film) (2008)
* Chennaiyil Oru Mazhaikalam (2008)
* Robot (film) (2009)
* Marmayogi (2010)
Milestones Achived By A.R.Rahman

* National Film Awards (India)
o 1993 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Roja
o 1997 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Minsaara Kanavu
o 2002 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Lagaan
o 2003 - National Film Award for Best Music Direction - Kannathil Muthamittal

* Filmfare Awards South (India)
o 1993 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Roja
o 1994 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Gentleman
o 1995 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Kadhalan
o 1996 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Bombay
o 1997 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Kadhal Desam
o 1998 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Minsaara Kanavu
o 1999 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Jeans
o 2000 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Mudhalvan
o 2001 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Alaipayuthey
o 2006 - Filmfare Best Music Direction - Sillunu Oru Kadhal
* Filmfare Awards (India)
o 1995 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Rangeela
o 1998 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Dil Se
o 1999 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Taal
o 2001 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Lagaan
o 2002 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Saathiya
o 2002 - Filmfare Best Background Score - The Legend of Bhagat Singh
o 2004 - Filmfare Best Background Score - Swades
o 2006 - Filmfare Best Music Director Award - Rang de Basanti
o He also won a "Filmfare R D Burman Music Debutant Award" for Roja's dubbed Hindi version.
* Tamil Nadu State Film Awards
o 1993 - Best Music - Roja
o 1994 - Best Music - Gentleman
o 1995 - Best Music - Kadhalan
o 1996 - Best Music - Bombay
o 1997 - Best Music - Minsaara Kanavu
o 2000 - Best Music - Sangamam
* 2000 - Padma Shri (India)
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A Indian With More than 30 Degrees Amazing

See the most qualified person of our Country

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See the most qualified person of our Country

Is he a human or some one from heaven?

The secret of kareena beauty

The secret of kareena beauty

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Kareena Kapoor, the face of Anne French hair remover, was to launch a booklet called Beautiful Skin Is In, comprising of presumably the actress' own skin-care tips. Taking place at Subhash Ghai's film institute, Whistling Woods, the event scheduled for noon started about three hours late.

While organisers blamed the delay on Kareena, the actress came and said she had a technical problem while shooting a promo for Anne French, and was caught up because they had to reshoot.

Looking stunning, Kareena unveiled the book saying she has given tips and easy ways to take care of your skin, plus a few simple fitness tips to stay healthy.

When asked about dieting, she said, 'I don't believe in dieting. All the rumours about me being on a drastic diet are false. I am following strict training from [Yoga guru] Bharat Thakur, and this shape I have achieved because of my strict vegetarianism.'

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Ur Japanese Name - Learn Japaneese Funny

Ur Japanese Name!!!

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Take each letter of your name and substitute it with the Japanese sound to the right of the letter. Names might be kinda long.



A- ka * B- tu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * >

H- ri * I- ki * J- zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * >

O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi * S- ari * T-chi * >

U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X-na * Y- fu * Z- zi


PUT YOUR NAMES IN JAPANESE AND TRY PRONOUNCING IT.... ITS FUN!!!!

Dont you think so??

Set of 142 Jokes..

Set of 142 Jokes..

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JOKES

1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2 Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence Into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

10 Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

11 Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

12 A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

13 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

14 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

15 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

16 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

17 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

18 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

19 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

20 Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

21 What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

22 Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"


23 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

24 As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

25 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

28 How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

29 once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

30 Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
(What Happened, My Son?)


31 The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!

32 Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .
because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

33 2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.

34 Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.

35 Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

36 .How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.

37 A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

38 Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

39 Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
hoga....???

40 Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki
break
fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

41 Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!

42 Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
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43 Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

44 Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

45 Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

46 Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

47 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

48 Man before Marriage I like Airtel....”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."

49 Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
gaya... aur main...SWARGWASI. ..

50 They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense

51 It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

52 It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to
protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI

53 After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

54 What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
positive side!

55 Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

56 It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

57 A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

58 Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

59 Do sardar jee motor cycle per bomb lay kar jarahay thay,
Rastay main speed breaker ki waja say jhatkay lag rahay thay,

Sardar jee ka dost bola yaar aaram say gari chalao kahi bomb na
phatjain,
Sardar jee...Oo tussi fiker hi naker assi kay pass dosra bhi tu bomb
hay.

60 aik sharabi raatkay waqat apnay dost kay sath jaraha hota hay. rastay
main talab per nazar parhti hay tu us main us ko chand dikhta hay woh
apny dost say
kahta hay yaar ye kia hay.dost kehta hay chand hay. sharabi hairan ho
ker
yaar hum log itnay upper aagaiy

61 Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai
kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

62 A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says "Hi, Main Bol Raha
Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain,Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

63 Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty
mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

64 Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja rahi he
osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria he...!

65 Aadmi:Aray.. ! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha he.

66 Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen aap bohat
ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon.

67 Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.

68 >Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par
ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha........ ..
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "

69 Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek
bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

70 Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

71 Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

72 Hum Ney Un Ki Yaad Main Ro Ro Kar Matkey Bhar Diye
Wo Bewafa Aye Aur Naha Kar Chal Diye

73 Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

74 Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

75 rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

76 kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon thA

77 hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why???
becuz....... .....
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai

78 Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din...

79 dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,
uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh......

80 teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka
maina
tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too
phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira
banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair
zata ha
woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer
pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo
paisa
left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo
humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka
astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha
hum
khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma
gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara.

81 Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do.
Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai
Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ???
Naai Main Kya Karoon Main Ne Dekhi Hi End Se Hai.

82 Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the
thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again
walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the
clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

83 A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he
feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The
lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm
waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front
of me, do you?"

84 Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

85 Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho

86 janab patan: eak dookan per jata hai aor kata hai40 wala chawal hai.
dukan daar: je hai
janab patan:eak kulo dado
dukan daar: je janab
janab patan : 40 wala chawal kitna ka diya hai.

87 Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay.....aor. ......aag bujhany walon per qabu panay
main
40 minut lagay

88 Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha
hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab
uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

89 uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar
mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

90 aik dost dosray se : yaar har party mien tum yehi kurta kyun pehantay
ho
dosra dost : kyun ke yeh mera khandani kurta hai mere par dada ne
pehna
phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main bhi pehanta
hoon
pehla dost : ohh acha .. khier yeh batao k tumhari umar hogai hai
shadi
ki tum kartay kyun nahi ..kya koi larki pasand nahi ati
dosra dost : nahi yaar larkiyaan to bohat pasand ati hain
pehla dost : to phir kyun nahi kartay
dosra dost : yaar mere par dada ne nahi ki dada ne nahi ki mere walid
ne nahi ki to phir main kaise karloon ??

91 Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.'
the second man asked & was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh

92 The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

93 Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

94 Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

95 A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom

96 Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

97 Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we dont need it.

98 Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

99 Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colours do you have?

100 My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

101 Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.

102 Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

103 Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.

104 Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

105 Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

106 Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.


107 Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime."

108 Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

109 A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in
particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !

110 koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai :-)

111 Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

112 What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

113 Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.

114 Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

115 Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

116 Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think. ......... ...
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

117 Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

118 A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

119 Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

120 Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta
latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.

121 Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"

122 Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

123 One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" ....... since Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while comming down when he was near the
tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto.
when he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

124 *** Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was
okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and
at last wrote - THUNK !!!"

125 a sardar was going on the road.Then he sees a man who has met with an
accident.so he picks him up puts him in his car and takes him to the
hospital.Then the sardar realises that the man should have brought by
ambulance.so he takes him back where he picked him
sardar was driving a car. Suddenly one tyre was puncher.he took spear tyre
and changed in the place of punchered tyre. but unfortunately he misplaced
the four screws to fit the tyre on its place . he was so confused ,,now
what to do,, a pagal(mentally retaired) person was watching this incident.
He came near to sardar and said," do one thing,, take each one screw from
the remaining three tyre and fit it in this new tyre.There after u can go
where ever u want to. Sardar was so happy and said aree yaar Duniya tume
pagal kahate hai lakin i dont think u are a pagal. pagal replied sir,, i m
a pagal but i m not a sardar.

126 Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;
But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?
Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters

127 TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

128 TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

129 TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

130 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

131 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!

132 TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!

133 TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

134 L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

135 TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.

136 TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

137 Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime."

138 Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and
swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!

139 L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

140 Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home.

141 Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

142 Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Hope U all will enjoy this guys!!

FUnky Mathz and Maths Formulae

FUnky Mathz and Maths Formulae

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Another set of Funny Mathmatics....

I Love You in 113 Languages

How to say I love U in 1113 different languages

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1. English - I love you
2. Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
3. Albanian - Te dua
4. Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
5. Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
6. Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
7. Bambara - M'bi fe
8. Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
9. Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
10. Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
11. Bulgarian - Obicham
12. Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
13. Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
14. Catalan - T'estimo
15. Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!)
16. Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
17. Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
18. Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
19. Creol - Mi aime jou
20. Croatian - Volim te
21. Czech - Miluji te
22. Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
23. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
24. Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
25. Esperanto - Mi amas vin
26. Estonian - Ma armastan sind
27. Ethiopian - Afgreki'
28. Faroese - Eg elski teg
29. Farsi - Doset daram
30. Filipino - Mahal kita
31. Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
32. French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
33. Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
34. Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
35. Georgian - Mikvarhar
36. German - Ich liebe dich
37. Greek - S'agapo
38. Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
39. Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
40. Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
41. Hebrew (Thanks Lilach)
42. Hebrew to male: "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
43. Hebrew to female: "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
44. Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
45. Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
46. Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
47. Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
48. Hungarian - Szeretlek(Thanks Dóra!)
49. Icelandic - Eg elska tig
50. Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
51. Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
52. Inuit - Negligevapse
53. Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
54. Italian - Ti amo
55. Japanese - Aishiteru
56. Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
57. Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
58. Kiswahili - Nakupenda
59. Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
60. Korean - Sarang Heyo
61. Latin - Te amo
62. Latvian - Es tevi miilu
63. Lebanese - Bahibak
64. Lithuanian - Tave myliu
65. Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
66. Macedonian - Te Sakam
67. Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
68. Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
69. Maltese - Inhobbok
70. Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
71. Marathi - Me tula prem karto
72. Mohawk - Kanbhik
73. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
74. Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
75. Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
76. Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
77. Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
78. Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
79. Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
80. Persian - Doo-set daaram
81. Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
82. Polish - Kocham Ciebie
83. Portuguese - Eu te amo
84. Romanian - Te iubesc
85. Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
86. Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
87. Serbian - Volim te
88. Setswana - Ke a go rata
89. Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
90. Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
91. Sioux - Techihhila
92. Slovak - Lu`bim ta
93. Slovenian - Ljubim te
94. Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
95. Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
96. Swedish - Jag alskar dig
97. Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
98. Surinam - Mi lobi joe
99. Tagalog - Mahal kita
100. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
101. Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
102. Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
103. Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
104. Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
105. Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
106. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
107. Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
108. Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
109. Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
110. Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
111. Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
112. Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
113. Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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What are the problems today's India is facing?

What are the problems today's India is facing?

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Here is a list I thought of:

1. Corruption - Leaving aside the politicians, let me talk about general public. How many of us can say that no one in our families is not involved in corruption. Our parents, brothers or sister who work in government offices take bribes to build houses, buy cars and other luxury goods and we enjoy them while talking about how corrupt our politicians are. What a hypocrisy!

2. Narrow minded youth - Many of the youth are still slaves to regionalism. For them state comes first and then comes the nation. Thats why a Tamil is a madrasi in Delhi and in Bangalore all from north are "northies", in North all the south indians are Mallus or Madrasis .. LAME

3. Poor Infrastructure - Cities grow like mushrooms with people living like animals unless they have money. Real estate is a joke in India. The prices are comparable to those in US or Europe when the salaries are meagre. This leads to a cycle of corruption.

4. Illiteracy - Our educational system based on the british model sucks and thats why we have politicians who are illeterates elected again and again.

5. Lack of Leadership - We have almost always had morons as prime ministers or presidents. All these idiots cared for was how to remain in power and make way for their sons/ daughters/ relatives to join them. No one gave a shit on India's development.

I'm an MBA Now

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I'm an MBA Now

A Degree. I am sorry if u got surprised by knowing, about my full time MBA (Finance), all of a sudden. I was a bit embarrassed about telling this to all of you.

Actually I was trying for it since long time. I used to work very hard for it late nights. I'm glad that finally it all turned out well. I plan to pursue my studies in this regard further.






Ps.1 I have scanned the certificate and please scroll down to have a look.

Ps.2. I'm planning a party befitting my new degree.


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Sayings By Swamy Vivekanand

Worth reading...by swamy vivekanand

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When I Asked God for Strength

He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown

He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness

He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth

He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors

He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace

He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted

He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda

This will make you all Cry

This will make you all cry!!!! Plzz spend ur min reading this....ITS VALUABLE

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WHAT 'F A M I L Y' STANDS FOR !!

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door.

Son: "Daddy, May I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? "that man said angrily.

Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs.300?"

The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"

The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you sleep, son?" He aked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,
It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs. 300 you asked for.

The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some more crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.

MORAL:

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise investment indeed!

You know what's the full expansion of FAMILY?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU.