Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tongue twisters

Tongue twisters
1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say
" don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could
see was sea, sea, sea.


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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?


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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means?"


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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come
inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going
outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come
inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.


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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.


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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"


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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be
fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It
is whether we like it or not.


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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew
through a flaw in the flue


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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had
Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would
not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it
was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw .....


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Seven reasons not to mess with children

7 reasons not to mess with children


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that
a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What
if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work..
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo
king up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. "
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all
you want. God is watching the apples

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