Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tongue twisters

Tongue twisters
1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say
" don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could
see was sea, sea, sea.


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5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?


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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the
thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means?"


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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside.


Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come
inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going
outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come
inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.


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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.


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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does
the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"


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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be
fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or
whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It
is whether we like it or not.


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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew
through a flaw in the flue


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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had
Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would
not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it
was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw .....


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Seven reasons not to mess with children

7 reasons not to mess with children


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that
a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What
if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work..
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and
said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo
king up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice
at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. "
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all
you want. God is watching the apples

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I Love You in 113 Languages

How to say I love U in 1113 different languages
1. English - I love you
2. Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
3. Albanian - Te dua
4. Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
5. Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
6. Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
7. Bambara - M'bi fe
8. Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
9. Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
10. Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
11. Bulgarian - Obicham
12. Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
13. Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
14. Catalan - T'estimo
15. Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!)
16. Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
17. Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
18. Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
19. Creol - Mi aime jou
20. Croatian - Volim te
21. Czech - Miluji te
22. Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
23. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
24. Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
25. Esperanto - Mi amas vin
26. Estonian - Ma armastan sind
27. Ethiopian - Afgreki'
28. Faroese - Eg elski teg
29. Farsi - Doset daram
30. Filipino - Mahal kita
31. Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
32. French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
33. Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
34. Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
35. Georgian - Mikvarhar
36. German - Ich liebe dich
37. Greek - S'agapo
38. Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
39. Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
40. Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
41. Hebrew (Thanks Lilach)
42. Hebrew to male: "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
43. Hebrew to female: "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
44. Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
45. Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
46. Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
47. Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
48. Hungarian - Szeretlek(Thanks Dóra!)
49. Icelandic - Eg elska tig
50. Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
51. Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
52. Inuit - Negligevapse
53. Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
54. Italian - Ti amo
55. Japanese - Aishiteru
56. Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
57. Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
58. Kiswahili - Nakupenda
59. Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
60. Korean - Sarang Heyo
61. Latin - Te amo
62. Latvian - Es tevi miilu
63. Lebanese - Bahibak
64. Lithuanian - Tave myliu
65. Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
66. Macedonian - Te Sakam
67. Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
68. Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
69. Maltese - Inhobbok
70. Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
71. Marathi - Me tula prem karto
72. Mohawk - Kanbhik
73. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
74. Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
75. Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
76. Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
77. Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
78. Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
79. Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
80. Persian - Doo-set daaram
81. Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
82. Polish - Kocham Ciebie
83. Portuguese - Eu te amo
84. Romanian - Te iubesc
85. Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
86. Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
87. Serbian - Volim te
88. Setswana - Ke a go rata
89. Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
90. Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
91. Sioux - Techihhila
92. Slovak - Lu`bim ta
93. Slovenian - Ljubim te
94. Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
95. Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
96. Swedish - Jag alskar dig
97. Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
98. Surinam - Mi lobi joe
99. Tagalog - Mahal kita
100. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
101. Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
102. Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
103. Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
104. Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
105. Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
106. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
107. Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
108. Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
109. Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
110. Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
111. Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
112. Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
113. Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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Sayings By Swamy Vivekanand

Worth reading...by swamy vivekanand


When I Asked God for Strength

He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown

He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness

He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth

He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors

He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace

He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted

He Gave Me Everything I Needed

- Swami Vivekananda

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The Key wordz for Telangana Windows 2000 (this will change ur Mood)

The Key wordz for Telangana Windows 2000 (this will change ur Mood)
The Key wordz for Telangana Windows 2000 (this will change ur Mood)
For Example search = devulaadu, Save = bachainchu, Save as = gitla bachainchu..........



Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in telangana. Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the telangana version of
"kitkeel rendvel" (Windows2000):

Just read and enjoy core telangana words.This will change your mood.

Keywords:

Microsoft windows 2000=ginta anta metha kitkeel
rendvel

search = devulaadu

Save = bachainchu

Save as = gitla bachainchu

Save All = anni bachainch

Help=Nannu bachainchu

Find=ethku

Find Again=malla ethku

Move=sarkainch

Zoom=peddagachei

Zoom Out=shinnagachei

Open=tervu

Close=mooi

New=kothadi

Old=pathadi

Replace=maarcheyi

Insert= Nadimitla vettu

space=jaaga

Backspace=enka jaaga

Run=vurku

Print=acchu

Print Preview=choosi accheyi

Copy=gatlane/Dinchu

Cut=koi

Paste=atki

Paste Special=peshal atki

Delete=teesipadey

View=soodu

Tools=mutlu

Toolbar=mutla gottam

Exit=igavori

Compress=gunju

mouse=elka

click=vothu

Double Click=malla malla vothu

Forward=idkelli aadki

Scrollbar=thippudu gottam

Errors=nee notla mannu vada

Double Click with the left mouse buttonfiltered= elka chevvu
voka mali

eddam dikku malla malla vothale

'This program has performed an illegal operation
*"Abort, Retry

or Ignore" ? " ==== ee karyam dongalekkaku vattindi, jaldi voorku

lekunte malla kottu leka marshipo

ACCESS =dorkavattu

FOXPRO =nakkalekkal turumkhan

Lotus Notes=thamarpuv paisal

ACCESS DENIED =dorkavattaneeya

Home=intiki vo

end=konaaki

For all Errors=nee notla mannu vada

Quick Exit..

Quick Exit..






Bull Terrier--Perfect Dog Pet!!

Bull Terrier--Perfect Dog Pet!!
These dogs look a little similar to pigs, have a muscular build, they like games with a ball and all sorts of outdoor activities, they need very little grooming and bark seldom. At the same time these fun-loving dogs often have a diabolical expression, can become uncontrollable and are forbidden in many European countries as a Bull Terrier fighting dog.


The Bull Terrier is the result of a cross between the Bulldog and Terriers. This British invention has perfect hunting skills of the Terrier and the fighting spirit of the Bulldog. At the same time it is a sensitive dog which is deeply attached to the owner.



This dog requires a firm training, otherwise it can become very aggressive. Maybe this is why the law of Spain, Italy, Sweden and other countries forbids the import, breeding and owning of Bull and Terrier breeds.


The owners of these dogs say, the Bull Terriers are very friendly, thriving on affection and are always ready for a frolic.


The Bull Terrier is also said to be a sociable dog, which does not hesitate to make the first step towards people, even strangers and is very affectionate with children.


The Bull Terrier, what a nice pet! They also look very cute.One can wonder, why they are prohibited in so many countries.



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